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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Leaked map of Nation's that Iceland say can go F&%K themselves !

The Icelandic Government today announced that the mysterious "Ash Cloud" belching out from its Southern Coastline was a by product of the Nation's little used "Warp Drive" warming up in preparation to submerge the Island and move it away from its "annoying creditors" in the UK & the EU.

Icelandic Prime Minister, Findus Boogle, admitted that the Icelandic people were giving Gordon Brown the finger and relocating somewhere off Belize in the Caribbean Sea.

"Our relocation is being funded by sales of the Icelandic Drama "Lost" in which we were forced to reveal some of our technology but figured that most viewers are so dumb they'd never realise it was real", beamed the bespectacled Herring muncher from Reykjavik.

"We got the technology off the Crusaders who welshed on their debts to the Pope 700 years ago and moved offshore to be free from religious persecution & pernicious tax authorities in Europe", beamed Mr.Boogle who was ecstatic at the thought of getting one over the EU & the UK Government!

We were on schedule to fit a catalytic convertor & move on unnoticed but as we can't presently afford it we'll just drop ash all over those European Socialist Dictatorships & let them choke on their "Anti terror legislation"!

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