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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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You have to hand it to the British, in a crisis, they pull the most crazy stunts.

Top stunt of the day prize goes to Dan Snow, TV presenter and all round good guy. Using his impressive knowledge of seamanship and all things boats, this unlikely hero is rescuing visitors to France by rigid inflatable boat.

The French are ashen faced at his unashamed gallantry. However, a man, who was in the Oxford boat 3 times in the Boat Race knows what hard work and dedication is all about.

His pedigree is impressive his passion undeniable. He is a great, great grandson of David Lloyd George.

He is towing 5 rigid inflatable boats back and forward between Dover and Calais. The French are stupified and shake their heads at the madness.

It is expected that more crazy Brits will join him, dodging in and out of the huge boats in the English Channel as they invoke the Dunkirk spirit.

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