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Saturday, 17 April 2010

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Dawn French who is not French, by the way she is actually English, or British, or something, has put in an order for a million bars of chocolate with Cadbury's.

During the Easter weekend thousands of people in the UK complained that shops seemed to run out of Easter Eggs, rather quickly. It seems Dawn sent teams of people out visiting every shop in the land to buy all the Easter Eggs she could.

Dawn recently kicked out husband Lenny Henry to make way for all her chocolate, restuarants up and down the country have banned Dawn from their eat as much as you like menus because she ate so much in a branch of Pizza Hut they had to send for extra supplies.

Recently Dawn went on A Seafood diet but she misunderstood and thought if I see food I will eat it.

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