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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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I am Illuminati, I pull Browns strings.

Gordon Brown currently a contender for the worlds ugliest person said today "I love Lady Gaga", but his wife has now told him that number ten will not be the only house he will have to vacate.

Father Ted of Craggy Island when told of Brown's infatuation with Lady Gaga reportedly replied "That Brown needs a right good kick up the Arse, as if Lady Gaga would be interested in that ugly fecker.

Brown obviously is being told by Mandelson, the guy that really rules the roost, that by mentioning that he likes celebrities who have a large following he will get extra votes.

He sure is desperate and his wife is probably a desperate housewife.

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