Gordon brown today challenged opposition leader David Cameron to a cage fight to decide who will finally lead Britain into a campaign of more lies and letdowns.
The fight will take place in may ahead of the supposed elections if given the go ahead and will be broadcast to millions of Britons.
Unfortunately, Cameron was unable to give his views but we hear he is already getting the backing of cross dressing cage fighter Alex Reid:
"I'm backing David all the way he has what it takes and has the added use of an extra eye more than Gordon brown."
If successful there will be more fights to decide the outcome of such votes, will we have the next winner of big brother decided in a cage or maybe x factor, who knows? We can certainly look forward to it nevertheless.