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Monday, 12 April 2010

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I never voted Labour when I was alive so why the hell would I vote for them when I am dead

An undercover journalist has been monitoring election fraud for years in various countries throughout the World, but has today made the sensational claim that it is just as bad in the UK. Colin Connor claims Labour, are the worst culprits at vote fraud.

In Glasgow people are aware of Labours policy of giving the old and the dying a lift to the polls to vote Labour, but another thing they do involves taking the names of the recent dead and getting rogues to turn up at polling stations voting several times with the polling cards off the dead.

We spoke to one of these rogues, Jimmy "Scumbag" McGhee who claims he is given a hundred voting cards and is paid to vote Labour over and over again at various polling stations. He also advised of rogue counters who are marking thousands of opposition votes as spoiled papers so they don't count.

While this cannot be verified there has been talk of this practice for years and certainly a lot of evidence that it is going on.

Vote rigging is rife here in the UK.

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