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Monday, 12 April 2010

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Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag.

Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her Camilla failed on the biggest stage showing once and for all that she is just a sad old mare - a has been.

As if to add insult to injury Camilla broke her leg at the first turn resulting in having to be shot by disappointed jockey Charlie Wales.

Meanwhile People's Princess continued with her triumphant run winning top place.

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