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Sunday, 11 April 2010

image for Enough is enough say Susan Boyle UK fans the world has to know the truth
beware of strangers bearing gifts

Three UK Susan Boyle fans have made the ultimate sacrifice tonight. On the banks of the River Mersey, near Runcorn, these fans have ritually cremated ever last CD, DVD, scrapbook and personal memory of their idol.

They contacted all the major UK newspapers and TV and radio channels about their intentions but no one was interested. Curious passers by enquired if they were having a late night barbecue, then held their noses saying, "That meats off"

The fans are enraged because they read a report that 2 other fans had gained special access to Miss Boyle and her home to present Miss Boyle with presents and mementos to celebrate her first year of success.

A wonderful gesture by two pure and utter tossers from a Susan Boyle fan club. Not from her official fan club, that would have been a miracle, but another fan club that appears to have very easy access to Miss Boyle. It's strange but true.

The two odious individuals who visited Miss Boyle, are regarded as vermin of the lowest order by others as they assist in bullying, victimising, decrying and generally rubbishing objecters to their actions.

It is very strange that this fan club gains special access to Miss Boyle. In New York, their members reduced Miss Boyle to tears, in Tokio, their fan club organised, in total secrecy, a meeting with Miss Boyle and now two of them are allowed to visit her home in Blackburn, West Lothian.

The three fans in Runcorn know that the leaders of these invaders of privacy are mainly from the USA. The nation, that has taken over almost every Susan Boyle fansite, with so many hypocrites in denial about every objectionable action they have made for the love of Susan Boyle. Not all are guilty but so many are in denial. They have the nerve to use religion as a reason for Miss Boyle gaining fame.

Crap.

She is famous because she worked hard for many years and finally found a platform for her talent. She did not arrive here with the guidance of any higher being. She struggled for years and lived on benefits. And she survived on her own.

Thus the fans make this protest. They are offended that Miss Boyle does not know the real truth behind her special visitors. But, why would the management team want to bite the hand that is feeding them megabucks.

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