Panic swept through the kingdom today as the composite list of over 800,000 Britons was mistakenly sorted through a lotto machine.
The random redistribution of donor's desire was a direct result of cost cutting measures or possibly one pissed off ex employee. The result is that almost a million people have no idea where their body parts will go once they are dead.
My question would be: if you are dead, would you really care?
In an effort to maintain a fair and balanced approach we contacted the man who spotted the error using one of the keen eye's that the NHS listed against his wishes.
Fashion designer Neil N. Bobber was hissy pissed at the prospect and agreed to an interview.
"I was very specific about my desire and with my life partner Harold Butt's blessing agreed to donate all my organs with the exception of my eyes. He loves my eyes and couldn't bear the thought of walking down the street one day when I'm gone and see those eyes on a hetero. It would break his heart."
If you haven't got the 'queer eye for the straight guy' punch line yet please forgive us it is a very slow news day.