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Saturday, 10 April 2010

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Lots of money for Bournemouth citizens

After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party.

Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with full rights to the oil revenue. "This could make people in Bournemouth the richest in the UK but only if they become independent."

An Aussie explorer claims that he is sitting on 135 million barrels of crude oil of the Bournemouth coast, there is probably oil worth £17.7 billion just of the Bournemouth coast.

The BNP leader Edward Goodfellow said "People of Bournemouth you have a choice stick with bankrupt Britain or become very rich with an Independent Bournemouth."

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