According to William Murray - a 101-year old bagpiper from the guid old Scottish Highlands, micro-blogger Stuart MacLennan has hammered another nail in the Labour Party's coffin.
"Nae gonna win" harrumphed the old codger - a fighter for Scottish independence. His bar-mates agreed saying today's lads were a stupid ignorant bunch of babes - who had never fought a real war or "...for that matter, pissed standing oop while wearing a frozen kilt."
The old-timers scoffed at the notion of today's "twitterin' and twatterin'. In the old days one fought to the last man. Today they're talking into little pieces of plastic. Send 'em here - we'll give them a good round of fisticuffs to set them straight", ranted William Murray.
MacLennan - the 24-year old Labour Party candidate and apparently a legend in his own mind seems to have forgotten the famous adage: Loose lips sink ships