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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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I go private, I'm a Duchess you know

Our next Queen in waiting, the Duchess of Cornwall or Camilla to her chums is reported to have broken a leg.

An eye witness said, "No, her ladyship, oh whatever, had not been kicking servants, badly behaved horses or corgis. They fed all the corgis to the haggis, yesterday, by the way. She did not trip while out shooting haggis in the hills, nor did she trip over her bottom lip because she isn't being called, the Princess Camilla"

"Prince Charles was away looking at organic kilts in Ballater. Her ladyship's stepsons, those two scamps, the Princes Harry and William were there and up to their tricks again" the eye witness explained, "It was when they started taunting her and shouting, you'll never be the Queen, and she chased after them that the accident with the Sherman Tank occurred"

"Prince Harry was driving, though not qualified, but a Sherman track bouncing off your leg is a painful sight. He was practising a three point turn at the time"

Don't mess with the boys if you want to get home in one piece.

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