David Cameron announced today that the Conservatives would be using the internet to get their election message across.
He said, "We have always been a bit poor with technology, so we really want to get on the bandwagon."
Mr Cameron showed me a rough draft copy of the email which he promised he would send to everyone in Britain. He acknowledged there were a few mistakes but that it still gave the right message.
Tired? Dysfunctional? That's broken Britain. And when Britain can't get it up and working, it needs the Conservatives to heal it. Think of the Conservative party as a blue pill that can ease your pain. So remember, at the general erection, vote blue.
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Conservative Party Central Office,
Account Number 72535233,
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There Mr Cameron will ensure that Britain will become millions of pounds richer.