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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

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I am bloomin tall,the guys in front are 6 feet tall.

Heston Blumenthal the chef who makes such strange things like snail porridge, and lickable wallpaper, met Peter Crouch today with a view to making another one of these boring Chef and Celebrity Television specials.

When introduced to Peter Crouch, Blumenthal said "Your bloomin tall" but Crouch responded by saying "your Blumenthal as well". Heston when on to explain that it can be an inconvenience being bloomin tall in the Kitchen as you have to crouch down to put things in and out of an oven.

Crouch responded by explaining that it can be a disadvantage being bloomin tall as he recalls how he had to crouch down to speak to Ronnie Corbett.

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