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Sunday, 4 April 2010

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If anybody ever offers to take you on a tour of Easterhouse in Glasgow, say no and make sure you don't change your mind.

Easterhouse is one of the most poverty stricken deprived areas of Glasgow where if you see a cat with a tail its a tourist.

Unemployment is sky high and its full of drug dealers and people you definitely would not want to invite home for dinner.

Easterhouse children will not get any Easter Eggs this year as usual because residents in Easterhouse spend all their dole money on cigarettes,drugs and booze.

Anybody want to donate any Easter Eggs to Easterhouse.

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