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Saturday, 3 April 2010

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this time that spoofer's gone too far

A Scottish follower of TheSpoof.com and Twitter has finally realised that some Susan Boyle fanatics are just plain daft.

A regular follower of Twitter, but not the Susan Boyle tweets posted by some crazy twats, he has noted once again that the twats who tweet the subo twitters are twumpets. Where one tweet would suffice, he says, they tweet page after page on the same, silly subject.

"Someone loves the subo spoofs enough to twitter them because it is happening every day" he said. "But when the fanatics see the tweets, they seem to go into overload and begin an organised orgy of oneupmanship. They must be on twitter all day, because I am, waiting for another subospoof alert that has them foaming at the mouth"

"Even, top dog, Abel is being swamped as one of his stories about liposuction is tweeted, then trumped by the subo redroom fanatics. Still, the fanatics need an outlet for their pent up, menopausal madness because they cannot find any videos of Miss Boyle's birthday bash concert at the Budokan. Then they will listen in the lounge, in the car and in the loo and enjoy their collective multi orgasms. Writers on TheSpoof.com, beware, that they do not join en masse and then get you all banned. They are experts at that!"

Butt out, Callum, they are on to you. Your kids haven't seen you for a week and whisper it, your wife feels neglected!

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