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Saturday, 3 April 2010

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don't mess with us say racists

It is alleged that the BNP has been fingered by police as the organisers of a riot at a rummage sale in Brick Lane, London.

So far all reports have been denied, but when pressured by the Daily Mirror one bloke said:

"Here we are, within yards of our sweatshops, ehm, garment district and foreigners are selling their knock offs as authentic. We are providing work for thousands of immigrants, generating loads of dosh for ourselves, while paying them £1.50 an hour for a 14 hour working day. This money feeds their large families, often living 12 to a room.

"If we did not use them as slave labour, they would be living off the state, taking benefits from English people. How can we sell our forgeries on Oxford Street when these bleeding foreigners are under cutting us

"A half a percent of our massive profits will fund our upcoming election campaign."

The destination of the remainder is unknown but is believed to be funding the purchase of massive country houses, boy racer fast cars, designer gear and numerous trips to Thailand.

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