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Friday, 2 April 2010

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Michelle Mone the moaning boring bra selling bitch has had a bust up with Peaches Geldof in which Mone told Geldof to Feck Off.

Geldof had been hired to promote Mone's underwear company Ultimo, and its underwear range but after Mone discovered that Geldof was involved in a sex and drugs scandal, and that topless pictures off her ended up being posted on the internet she decided to sack Peaches for showing a bare Pear I mean pair.

Geldof was apparently paid £500,000 for her job just for wearing a bra but Mone apparently went crazy and sacked Geldof for not wearing a bra.

Mone was not available for comment yesterday but Geldof said I hope her business goes bust.

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