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Saturday, 21 June 2003

A man in Essex has today announced that his girlfriend of 1 year has nagged him.

"The first 8 months were spot on - no problems at all," Mark Jessop claimed. "But in the last few months she's changed. All the fun slowed down, there wasn't quite as much affection...well...until she wanted it. But then, the other day, I realised she was nagging me."

When asked whether it would change him, Mark replied: "Nah. There's nothing she can do that'll make me do what she nags me to do. Except for the eternal bribery and sulking."

This is said to be the first ever case of nagging made my a woman, and police are reticent to get involved.

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