Gordon Brown, who has the smallest penis in political history, today described his fears that a well-hung Tory government would outsize him in a dick measuring contest.
He stated that if neither party could produce the goods when it mattered, politics would die. We all know that Brown and the Labour party gave us council houses, benefit cheats, scroungers, whingers, prisoners and weekends, but the whopping tax we will all have to pay for this reveals that Labour are just impotent and infertile and under-endowed.
Don't let these tax-mongerers tax us for another five years, or the DEAD will remain unburied. The fears are that a hung parliament would mean life wouldn't be worth living anyway.
Like incest and Morris dancing, hung parliaments have no place in modern British political life which is all about deregulation, sunshine, optimism, and no taxes. When you don't have a job, you don't pay taxes.
As the meerkat say: Simples!