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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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I got Independence for India hope you get Independence for Geordieland

In the far North Of England near Hadrian's wall,in the land of the Geordie's known as Geordieland a new political party has sprung up The Geordieland Nationalist Party. Most Geordie's have been voting Labour for years, but many are now considering an alternative as The Geordieland Nationalist Party, has been gaining increased support for Independence for Geordieland.

We spoke to their leader Jack Ford who explained more about the Geordieland National Party and its policies. "Our aims are quite clear" said Jack "Independence for Geordieland alreet,a bonny new wee country with Newcastle Toon as the capital city".

Jack raised his pint of Newcastle Brown ale and said "Here's to Geordieland and Freedom,we are going to run a canny campaign against these Muppets in Westminster Cameroon & Broon and have them shitting their kegs".

Jack explained in great detail for more than two hours how Newcastle and Geordieland gets a raw deal from Westminster and how Geordie's are treated as second class citizens.

When we left Jack he shouted over to us "Howay the lads let's have a free Geordieland".

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