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Topics: Drugs, Cats

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow.

Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly is really concerned after hearing Miaow Miaow is to be banned.

He just happened to catch the headline in a newspaper and now he is wondering what he is going to do about his cats Pat and Mick.

"Cats all over the country will not be able to ask for their Kit E Kat or Whiskas cat food, if they ban Miaow Miaow, how are they going to be able to communicate,Miaow Miaow is the cats only language.

Silly is now looking for signatures for a petition to stop Miaow Miaow being banned,but meanwhile he has taped Pat & Micks mouths shut so they cannot eat, because they are not allowed to Miaow Miaow.

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