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Monday, 29 March 2010

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Ouch!! I'm an advocate for PEACE too!!

SHORT-FUSED supermodel Naomi Campbell once again showed her VILE TEMPER when she SNAPPED in public subjecting cabin crew and passengers on a mid-Atlantic flight to a TERRIFYING DISPLAY of TEMPESTUOUS ANGER!

The ORDEAL began when Ms Campbell, who is now an international peace advocate, was sitting at the front of the plane. Ron Tuttle of Guildford popped a crisp packet he was opening at the back of the plane, and Ms Campbell who is NOTED for her VIOLENT TANTRUMS and FOUL ABUSIVE LANGUAGE removed her false eyelashes.

The POPPING crisp packet caused things to KICK OFF and comments were made but it was nothing to the DRAMA unfolding in FIRST CLASS as SUPER RICH Ms Campbell, who was flying to Brazil to raise awareness of Dengue fever, removed her false eyelashes and put them in a box.

A SHOCKED eyewitness said: "Ms Campbell removed her eyelashes and put them in a box. She went to the loo a bit later, took off her shoes and watched a movie."

It's not the first time Naomi Campbell has been involved in a CLASH where she's taken her false LASHES OUT, and put them in a box. Back in 2002, Ms Campbell inflated a neck cushion but forgot to fasten it properly so it HISSED when she leaned on it and had to BLOW IT UP again. Ordinary trash like her who GET RICH are LUCKY BASTARDS and you've got to HATE them for getting RICH.

Mr Ron Tuttle of Essex said he was sorry if the crisp packet had caused a pop but he was pressing too hard.

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