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Sunday, 28 March 2010

The Labour Party has acted quickly to counter the new Scratchy and Scratchy anti Brown campaign.

Tory posters are being vandalised by Mandy's shock troops replacing Tory posters with Labour insults.

"Cameron can't read, does all his speeches off the cuff"

"Osbourne, shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer,can't count, doesn't know how to use a calculator and has never understood a Balance Sheet"

"Hague, shadow Foreign Secretary, gets lost in airports, doesn't know his Aarhus from his Elbe"

"Tebbit isn't dead, be afraid, be very afraid"

"Thatcher is alive, Crown Jewels not safe"

A sure fire winner, however must be:

"Susan Boyle says vote Labour look what they have done for me"

The Tories have hired the best minds on the Eton Hooray Henry School Magazine to come up with witty schoolboy one liners. Destined not to be a success is,

"We wear boaters because we are not floating voters"

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