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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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"Hello treacle, what can I get ya? Apples'n'pears, guv. Fancy 'avin' a bit of quantative easin' out

Brown Windsor is preparing to say goodbye from the hit UK soap "Downing Street" He is expected to be written out of the show by the writing team before the end of spring.

Windsor has played the part of Gordon, the landlord of the Queen Vic. During his time on the show he has seen several of his closest friends killed off, Dirty Den Mandelson has left and returned on several occasions and the price of a pint has continued to soar. Now he is set to leave the show and move into retirement.

"I'll really miss the show. I've made some good friends here. Er... there's .... er... well I've still got my Darling." Brown Windsor first came to fame for causing a right old carry on and his role as Prudence the tight fisted accountant in several comedies won plaudits from absolutely nobody.

'Downing Street's' writers are expected to gather at special writing booths soon to finalise how he will be written out of the show. There are rumours that he may be stabbed in the back by some disgruntled regulars, including Dirty Den Mandelson, Tricky Dicky Darling and Dotty Dot Harman.

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