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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Coronation Street its the worlds most dangerous street, if you live there, the chance of you being murdered or dying in tragic circumstances is ten times more likely,than anywhere else on planet earth.

Latest news from the street is that Gail McIntyre has been charged with murder and thrown in prison,despite protesting her innocence. "I didn't do it" she keeps saying but most people even her own mother suspect she did.

The scripts on Coronation Street are murder because if they are not about murder,the story lines are murder. She has two sons nasty little David Platt and Nick Tilsley who is so annoying it would be good if they nicked him for murder.

Nick Tilsley,Nick Tilsley sounds good lets nick him.

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