A female thief known as Fatima the Thief who is apparently responsible for hundreds of robberies in the North of England seems to keep getting away with her crimes because she wears a Burka. She allegedly attacked a 92 year old man in Newcastle and stole his mint humbugs.
The victim of the crime old Tom Seaton went to the Police Identity Parade to try and pick out the thief but all he saw was a group of women wearing Burka's.
"I would not have believed it if I had not seen it with my own eyes "said Tom "All I can see is staring eyes,so I don't see the point of this Identity parade".
Poor old Tom left after failing to identify the thief and headed to the nearest sweet shop for some humbugs.