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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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Why would I want to share a lift with a working class lift attendant bastard

The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres.

Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries for the position of House of Commons lift attendant,probably no one wants to think of the nightmare of sharing a lift with Gordon Brown.

The job of lift attendant is certainly an up and down sort of job, but sharing a lift with some of these unscrupulous bastards is just to much for some people.

The last lift attendant was apparently lifted by police and taken down the police station, after he said "up" when he was in the lift in the presence of an MP who said that the attendant said up you.

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