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Topics: Police, assault, tango

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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A police sergeant at the G20 protests in London hit a woman who was holding an orange fizzy drink, twice with his steel baton because he thought the woman was a threat.

The woman had just taken a drink of her orange fizzy drink,when she was suddenly slapped in the face and hit with the police officers baton. The woman later said she thought she had been Tango'd.

At Westminster Magistrates Court the police officer Delroy Smellie, and he bloody was,appeared in court charged with assault. Despite footage of the incident being shown in court.

Smellie denies assault and is still a serving police officer.

Only yesterday the whole of China was Tango'd after an orange dust storm. So watch out you could be next to be Tango'd.

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