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Saturday, 20 March 2010

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David Cameron: likes poofs' and wogs' votes

In an attempt to capture the gay vote ahead of the up-coming UK general election, Conservative leader David Cameron has been showing his homosexual side.

The married toff wore a pink suit and danced to the song YMCA at a gay wedding in Brighton yesterday. When asked if he had ever had a homosexual experience, he refused to answer.

He said, "Gay people make up at least 5% of the population. If we can get those fags on our side, we'll win the election for sure."

Last week Mr Cameron made an attempt to lure ethnic minority voters by appearing at a meeting in minstrel-style "black-face".

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