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Saturday, 20 March 2010

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Number ten smells

David Cameron has accused Gordon Brown of vested interests as apparently every morning Brown goes round number ten wearing a string vest like Rab C Nesbitt, and a pair of smelly underpants.

This is not the first time reports like this have come in about Brown,only recently the cleaning lady at number ten said that she had to use extra large amounts of airfreshner because in her words "Brown smells like Shite".

At the latest Prime Minister's question time in the House of Commons,the speaker called for order then Cameron spoke, "Is it true Prime Minister that every morning you wear a string vest and a pair of smelly underpants,because I think people have the right to know what goes on at number ten".

Brown stood up and replied "What I wear in the morning should not really matter as long as I get the job done better than any Prime Minister there has ever been".

Looks like Brown was really Browned-off.

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