Written by Lightning Conductor
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Topics: Google

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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SAS Courtesy Car captured on Google Earth!

Google were tonight left reeling under a plethora of complaints about the damage they've done to the established order of things.

Mi5, Mi6, The SAS, The FBI, The CIA, The California Highway Patrol, The Scout Movement, The Khmer Rouge,Lord Lucan, Area 51 in Nevada & one Mr.O.Bin-Laden of Cheetham Hill, Manchester have written to us asking if we would support a campaign to stop Google revealing where everyone is!

"M" the enigmatic, Mi6 Chief Executive even phoned our reporter to complain that if everyone knew where everyone else was then the game would no longer be any fun and the Circus might as well pack up and go home!

"We like the uncertainty you see", explained the unknown spook, if we all know where everyone else involved in the game is then the game is no longer fun and we're the sort of chaps that enjoy the fun element of national security.

"I mean to say", "What kind of chap enjoys doing battle with another kind of chap if he knew more about the other chap than a chap should know"? "It simply isn't cricket"!

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