After years of speculation it finally came to light that David Cameron does not know his arse from his elbow after embarrassing toilet related incident.
The fire service had to be call to free the Conservative Leader from a public toilet in Hastings today, Chief Fire Officer Letitt Burn explained, "We were called to an incident involving a politician stuck in the toilet, we had no idea it was Mr Cameron at the time. When we arrived we discovered the unfortunate man had managed to get his elbow wedged down the toilet bowl and could not free himself".
A spokesperson for Mr Cameron was quick to explain, "Look he's not used to going to the bathroom on his own but his nanny was not allowed to accompany him into public toilets" he added rather helplessly, "It was his first time, everyone makes mistakes".
When asked for his own comments, a rather red faced David would only say, "I'm not that posh honestly! Vote moi!" After a bit of a lie down to recover, Mr Cameron bravely continued with the day's business.
Unfortunately Gordon Brown was unavailable for comments as we went to press, according to Number 10 insiders he was too busy throwing office furniture at staff.