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Topics: Katie Price, Horse

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Cheltenham racecourse today,the National Hunt Chase was won by Poker de Sivola, brilliantly ridden by Katie Walsh who steered the horse to victory at 14-1.

Katie is the sister of top Jump Jockey Ruby Walsh regarded by many as the best jump jockey in Ireland. Meanwhile another Katie,that is Katie Price was going to bet her namesake Katie in the race but did not think the price was right.

The Jockey on the second horse called Becauseicouldntsee was the other famous Irish female jockey Nina Carberry.

Carberry said she got beat because she could not see Katie coming but Carberry was beaten fair and square by Krafty Kate.

Kraft took over Carberry again.

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