It was a proud day for BBC London News, as they repeatedly reported on the fruitless news story of the 'inside Job' of the kidnapped Oldham boy, Suneel Hassaq.
British born Oldham child citizen Suneel , who was kidnapped by his father's brother's uncle's sister's auntie's mums cousin, twice removed, replaced by his grandmothers sisters aunt, three times removed from his sisters brothers sons mother's sister's grandmothers father, was found safe and well yesterday by 'The Man With No Name'.
'The Man With No Name' who cannot be named for legal reasons, found Suneel wandering the city of Jail'Um City centre asking for his 'Lota' 'Roti' 'Bund' and 'Lota', and recognised Suneel as the Oldham Mancunian child, who was kidnapped for the massive ransom of a chicken tikka masala and chips and a side order of Onion Barjhees with mango chutney.
A Jail'Um Police Inspector, Mr Bala Abbas Bala Abbas Bala, claimed yesterday said today that: 'it vas velly good that vee got the criminals you know who were responsible for the Kidnap you know velly vell Onion Barjhees Gang...with the help from 'The man With No Name, we have averted the worst ever act of terrorism to be carried out in our proud Punjabi city of Jail'Um.
'The man With No Name' said yesterday, ''Mmmm...There is the Good, the Bad and the Ugly...I'm here for Just a few Dollars More, go ahead punk...Make my day!