Written by Jude
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Topics: Strike, Gasoline

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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Fears were confirmed today when it was announced petrol prices were set to soar to a record 120p a litre.

The UK pubic united in a collective "Bollocks to that!"

Gordon Brown was quick to try and allay the public's concerns stating, "There is no reason why the British voter cannot enjoy their Easter getaway, it just takes some planning and possibly access to a horse".

When asked to comment, David Cameron said, "Look I'm not that posh and I'm down with the kids don't you know, Vote moi! Vote moi".

With train journeys and flights expected to be badly affect over the holiday period due to strike action the British Transport Police had this advice, "Don't bother".

Now this spoofer has to state a personal interest in this story. Her flight has been cancelled, she has a 600mile round trip car journey to make and she just booked train tickets for her children this week that are now F**KING USELESS.

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