10 Downing Street, LONDON: "Why the f*****g hell should I speak to the IMF, I've saved the world!" boomed out down the corridors of Downing Street, as Gordon Brown, threw another laptop at the wall in rage!!
Moody's the US rating agency have said that the US, the UK, Germany, France, and Spain are walking a tightrope, trying to bring public finances under control.
"Preserving debt affordability at levels consistent with AAA ratings will invariably require fiscal adjustments of a magnitude that, in some cases, will test social cohesion," said Pierre Cailleteau, the Moody's chief author.
Social cohesion is certainly being tested at No 10 Downing Street, as another crescendo is launched, "Get those f*****g maggots down here straight away from the Treasury, the Bank of England and the Financial Services Authority. I saved the world, they are f*****g screwing it up!", as Gordon Brown shouts at Sky News and then hurls a tomato sause bottle through the TV screen!
Sky News have announced Britain could be heading for a Sterling crisis and Brown Out, if Godornomics isn't stopped soon...