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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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A spokesperson for the Organisation of Red And Nasty Ginger Epidermis or O.R.A.N.G.E for short voiced its member's fears today over pending BA strike action.

Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight said, "BA cabin crew are our bread and butter money, if BA goes under Katie Price can only keep us going for so long". Miss Dee Velopes-Overnight sent this plea to any cabin crew having this read to them, "For the sake of St Tropez please reconsider!"

Unfortunately the fake tan industry is not the only ones who may be hit by strike action and the possible demise of BA.

Boots make-up counters all over the country are bracing themselves for job cuts, one employee who didn't wish to be named said "We sell in bulk to trolley dollies, hell our whole blue mascara range is carried solely on sales to them, God knows what will happen to our profit margins if they lose their jobs", she also added, "Whatever you do don't go to perfume counter they have been on suicide watch since Tuesday".

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