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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang la la la la la la like a numpty.

Here in Downing Street, excitement has grown over the few hours since the announcement was made. It is rather odd that there are a group of middle aged ladies wearing red scarves, picketing and protesting that Lady Susan cannot be associated with Socialists. Miss Boyle arrived, accompanied by her personal assistant, Ms Pauline McQueen who we believe lives at the Angel, Islington. Miss Boyle was positively gushing with excitement but had little to say except, bloody fantastic. Her PA appeared mesmerised by all the attention.

The dinner guests were met on the steps of no 10 Downing Street by the Prime Minister and his wife. Suddenly a large limousine pulled up and out of the car came David and Victoria Beckham. Ms Beckham was not to be upstaged and hogged every picture ensuring Susan Boyle was behind her. In her size 0 pencil thin dress, Victoria, flashing all her bling, looked at Miss Boyle and was heard to say "Hairy Fat Twat, get out of my pictures, I am the star attraction, I've sold more CD's than you have."

Miss Boyle retained her composure and ignored the Beckhams. The Beckhams appeared to be arguing with Victoria wagging her finger while David, in his sarong and matching guy handbag looked sheepishly at the ground.

Following their photo session they all entered no 10 with Ms Beckham continuing to wave at the photographers.

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