Suspected terrorist dogs are to be taken from their owners under the Prevention of Terrorism Act.
The dogs include all Afghan dogs, Afghan Collies, Afghan Hounds, Afghan Retrievers, Afghan Sheepdogs and Afghan Spaniels. Jack Russell Terrorists are also to be taken from their owners in the latest mad dog scheme to prevent terrorism.
The leader of the terrorist dogs is believed to be a cross between Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Osama Bin Laden, and is known as Dog Bone Laden the terror of Tottenham. The public have been warned not to approach him as he is as fit as a butchers dog and his bite is worse than his bark.
All other dogs are to be compulsory Micro-Chipped to have 100% control of them,as for humans compulsory Micro-Chipping will start in a few years time. Lifes a bitch and you have been warned.