London - (Rioters): "He even thinks he can be Prime Minister!" Mrs C explained today as the Tories wheeled out their secret election Top Gun.
"So what if he's a dead ringer for Oswald Mosely? Plenty of men would sell their grandmas to be in his enviable £250-a-pair shoes.
"Especially if it means being married to a gorgeous bit of totty like me!" Mrs Cameron added, batting her mink-pelt false eyelashes enigmatically
Samantha Cameron has been coaxed into giving her first TV interview by Conservative Central Orifice as the winsome facade of Tory Party unity Mitford.
But she's far from the most attractive of the True Blue ladies and nowhere near as stunningly beautiful as the wife of 'My Noble Lord' from the Upper Chamber.
Dame Pauline Neville-Jones is conniving chancer of the lowest order.