Postman Pat today demanded a postal vote in the General Election and also demanded a vote for his black and white cat because he says its got more sense than the brainwashed electorate.
Pat explained that he is a busy man and he delivers all the letters as quickly as he can but he reckons he still won't have enough time to go and vote.
When we asked who he will be voting for he said "its a secret but I will not be voting Labour ,Tory or Liberal as I reckon anybody who does should get a hundred severe boots up the arse
for being a feckin idiot."
Postman Pat proclaims himself as a Free Thinker unable to be brainwashed by the daily conditioning news media. Brainwashing techniques employed in the UK and America are so strong that it does not matter if you are thick or have the brain of Einstein You will be conditioned ! You will be Conditioned!