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Topics: Susan Boyle

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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The long delayed Movie defining the Nulabour project "When Gordon met Tony" was sensationally resurrected last night after Susan Boyle put pen to paper.

SuBo, aka Susan Boyle, (or "The Mad Minger", locally) confirmed that she'll be starring as "Gordon Brown" when filming takes place on location in Islington shortly after the election has taken place.

Rumours have been flying in Primrose Hill & Hampstead that SuBo will be available.

The Champagne Socialist's are all in agreement that SuBo is the perfect person to portray Sarah Brown's wonderful husband....Gordon Brown.

Lord Bragg was gushing in his praise of Boyle and explained that she met the Five Golden Rules required to play the finest Socialist leader since Eric Honnicker.

"This'll bring authenticity to the part" - Subo looks like a man uncertain of his sexuality, wears clothing like a sack of spuds (even after makeup and wardrobe have done their best),is Scottish, has no idea about money & is barking mad!

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