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Friday, 12 March 2010

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Cops reckon she was good for 500 hits

London - (Concrete Patio Mess): In their misspent youth they made Venables and Thompson seem like the angelic host.

And for fifty years their reign of terror kept the fetid Queen Mother impersonator Viole(n)t Freeman sitting pretty in grace and favor splendor.

Personal hitmen executing a unique agenda Ronnie and Reggie did their Old Mum proud.

This week's recovery of a Kray Twins-era cadaver from Fulham resident Roy Heath's patio has sent a seismic shudder into the Met.

"This bring the grand total to 500," Det Sgt Nick Flasher told reporters, "each one a personal contract."

The old fascist doppelganger matriarch was known for a voracious appetite that sustained her usurper reign well past a decent sell-by date.

Mad Jack The Hat McVittie has a biscuit named after him.

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