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Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Lady Macbeth ectoplasm emerged from HM's snatch, dragging a chain shackled to the ankles of the entire Gorgon Brown Cabine

London - (Rasputin Mess): An ominous bit of ectoplasm 'just like a sleepwalking Lady Macbeth' has emerged from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies absolutely mental.

The apparition was seen in the monarch's bedroom at close to midnight following the usual Thursday night Palace seanace.

Courtiers who witnessed the spectral vision are totally freaked out.

"Lady Macbeth was dragging a chain shackled to the ankles of the entire Gorgon Brown Cabinet," a psychotic Lord Chamberlain the Lord Luce-Cannon said today.

"Her emergence from the Queen's snatch had all the makings of a Mother's Day portent."

The ectoplasmic apparition has sent shivers down the entire UK Hellfire Club whose much anticipated countdown to a magnificent Sun/Mercury/Moon/Uranus conjunction this Mother's Day weekend has been hideously compromised by the appearance of the sleepwalking figure.

Cyber betting site Aintgottaprayer.con offers 11/10fav for the old Stalinist war-whorse popping her clogs this Mother's Day Sunday.

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