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Topics: Take That, Mark Owen

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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I don't like being on my own either

Mark Owen the squeaky clean member of take that has admitted to at least ten affairs, maybe he is trying to beat Tiger Woods, John Terry or Ashley Cole.

Owen said today "I hated being on my own". Owen went on to say that he was deeply sorry for his actions and the pain it has caused with his family and friends.

Owen has also spoken to fellow members of Take That,he spoke firstly to Howard Donald who said "How are you going to explain that to your wife".

Gary Barlow said "That's a bit below the belt", and Jason Orange said "Your Wife is going to be crushed".

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