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Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Michael Foot: Never Went Near Style Gurus Like Kok Wank

Pink-faced upper class twit and Tony Blair-Wanabee Tory Boy Leader David Cameron admits that wife Samantha is his very own Kok Wank-type style-guru, writes Fanny Twatter.

The Boy Leader came clean in an interview on Radio Fuckwit yesterday when he said his wife acts just like ludicrous queen Kok Wank.

He admitted: "Sam locks me in a cubicle, makes me strip naked, comments on my cellulite and man-boobs and quivering buttocks, then orders me to try on all sorts of figure-disguising costumes.

"It really is a powerful catharsis for me", confessed Cameron to presenter Roger Harden. "It reminds me of when I went through similar disciplines at Eton. It takes me right back to the days I regularly took it up the rear end from the school bully and was forced to parade naked for Boris Johnson and his chums. I'm proud of it all, really. It's this kind of experience that only a public school can give, that had made this country what it is.

"Sam will be choosing my outfits for the upcoming pre-election TV debates."

In a candid revelation, the Smug Posh Git told the listeners: "Actually, I am nervous about the debates. You'd be inhuman not to be. I just worry that I'll revert to the Eton fag I used to be, and crawl naked about the studio floor, begging Gordon Brown to use the cane on me."

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