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Topics: Ireland, Leprechaun

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms.

That Portuguese bastard and EU president, Jose Manuel Baroso, said that Greece had agreed to sell off its Acropolis to be turned into a high-rise car park and that Italy would force its attractive young people into prostitution in order to pay off their debts.

Spain have already increased the amount of foreign students it exports each year by 70% and have another million-strong army of the short-arsed thieving midgets ready for delivery as soon as enough small backpacks can be made.

"Ireland must do its bit", said that bastard Baroso, "they have vast quantities of Leprechauns that they could sell to the Chinese for food. Ireland is the number one exporter of these hateful, bearded magical men".

That hateful cunt Baroso hinted that Ireland could even just glue some fake beards onto some kids and sell them off as meat to Asia too.

"The Chinese have such slanty eyes and could probably never tell the difference".

Ireland's political elite were unavailable for comment because they were too busy packing their suitcases for the annual St. Patrick's Day junkets where they force the bemused foreigners worldwide to act like drunken dickheads and wear green hats for one day a year and call it 'culture'.

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