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Sunday, 7 March 2010

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"My wife? Oh don't listen to her. In fact, only listen to me. No, really."

After the shock news that Samantha Cameron, wife of the Conservative prime ministerial hopeful, has allegedly voted Labour before and may do again, David Cameron is due another setback due to unconfirmed reports in the press tomorrow.

The News of the World plans to report that not only is she not fully behind the Tories but that she did not vote for Joe McElderry in last year's X- Factor final. Commentators have come out across the worlds of politics and showbusiness have come out in support of Joe.

Media entrepreneur Simon Cowell has described her decision not to back the winning horse was "foolish, anti- Geordie and wildly against party policy".

There is a ray of hope for Mr Cameron however, as although his wife may have strayed from the party line, Gordon Brown and the Labour party's full-throated support of Jedward is still fresh in the mind of the public.

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