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Saturday, 6 March 2010

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Its great every now and again I get a new house money and a new identity who says crime does not pay

A Whistleblower who works with the police has reported that evil Jon Venables is an Evil Walter Mitty character. Venables murdered two year old James Bulger,with his equally evil accomplice Robert Thompson in 1993 after torturing the toddler beforehand.

Venables has recently been in the news again because he has been involved in a serious assault and is now back in prison were he should have been kept indefinitely.

When they let him out again to commit further crimes they will have to change his identity again a situation which has happened many times before according to our Whistleblower.

Venables has been given more changes of identity than Walter Mitty since he was released from custody but one thing that cannot be changed he is an evil scumbag.

Its only a matter of time before his cover is blown completely and he will eventually pay for his crimes.

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